NomansLan: interesting quotes

Thursday, June 17, 2010

interesting quotes

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!-SO TRUE!

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -This is one SMART woman.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. -Funny

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. -not sure about this one :)

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BrennaJune 27, 2010 at 2:07 PM
Those are cute! I love funny quotes! Here are some more:

"You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is better than your dreams" ~Dr. Seuss

"The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway."

"Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do"

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate."
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lani callJune 28, 2010 at 10:08 PM
OMGOODNESS! Brenna! those are so funny. I cant stop laughing! :) thanks. Its so great to hear from you. I was really sorry that i missed you when we were last at your house. I did sneak into your room and snoop around. Don't worry! I found nothing that would make me suspicious of your character. :) I loved reading your goals! You are so amazing. Once again, great to hear from you. Hopefully we can see each other sometime soon.
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40 ways to make the pizza man nervous.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter “P”

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say “Hello” and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say “Ok, it’s $17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order”.

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu.

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say “no mushrooms please”. Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. when he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word “PIZZA” by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying “Please, don’t use that word”.

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell “Aaarghhh”

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.