NomansLan: Modern dance

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Modern dance

OK so first things first. SARAH MADE IT INTO BYU-I! Now let me educate you. BYU-I is the best church school to attend (if you are going to attend one) because you do not become a #. I would rather die then be just my social security # to my professors. And the dorms stink (i lived in them for a week and a half). Do you know what school i am referring to? PROVO! yes, that place that has become so stuck up so high and mighty. I must say that i am very disgusted. Anyways Sarah is very excited and i am glad that she took my advice and decided to go to Idaho because that is the lords place. Not Provo.

This modern dancing class that i am involved in is great. Although it is work. I don't like work. Maybe that's why my dad says that this will be good for me. Its getting me into shape and i must say that at the moment...i suck. I am not graceful and cannot do these massive jumps and then twirl and then (in some way) land on the floor WHILE looking graceful. If you are saying, "oh that doesn't sound hard" well then...YOU try it and tell me how you feel afterwords. ha!

I have been asked to do a Senior modeling shoot for Infinity Photography. Cross your fingers everyone this could get scary.

Everyone is doing great at the moment. My dad is still on the hating scale. Today he is a 4 because he didn't yell at me when i scampered out to go to dance even though i had completely ditched school today. I HAD CRAMPS. its happens OK?
Thanks

2 comments:

MichelleFebruary 17, 2010 at 4:27 PM
Congratulations to Sarah!!! I'm so happy for her. The blog is looking awesome Lani and I'm glad that Dad is low on the hating scale. What a relief!
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McKennaFebruary 18, 2010 at 9:56 AM
I disagree about Provo. I think you may have over generalized just a little bit. :) I might go to Provo. It all depends on what my needs are. I hope you don't see me in the way you describe all the students that attend Provo... Byu-I cannot provide some things that Provo can and vice versa. I might go to Byu-I...or some other school that isn't church based. Who knows. :D

Love ya!

McKenna
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